2011年7月15日星期五

Already, I decided to develop a temporary eating disorder.

I have this thing where I think if I ate food that no one saw me calories don't count? That's not really a question and I wonder why it still just this theory does not work in the way that is not in my head that is fucking brilliant.

Think about it. How to sit alone in a dark room for your face with how shit fattening for hours at a time naked with no implications could not be the best program ever? Fuck this bullshit carbohydrates, someone should invent a diet like this.

For example, the night I made burgers with onion rings. Like my table mates were concerned, had three onion rings. Only God knows my as twelve in the kitchen before we sat down on a table. Well, now you assholes on my secret. Fortunately, my mates of the table are four and extend two, so their feelings about onion rings quite a lot, "what the hell, MOM? Onions? "But recently I occurs that soon my ass going to rebel against this secretly consume fried food, and where we are?

I have weekly lunches poolside at the country club with women who pretend like. I can't be one fucking fat. How can I attract a premium if the hell my attitude up to now has smugly blows out of my entire ass swimwear whenever I sit down? Which impress no one, I'm afraid.

My sister assures me that if I-thrill-"work" can eat what I want, even you can eat people. You and I know shit not happening. The only way that this child is if she is being chased by someone with bad intentions, even then, probably will give you a block or so. I tried to run once, but my boobs gave me almost black eyes are so high, that is difficult. I have interest to such type of spectacle of myself again. Therefore it seems to me to godfuckingdammit "watch what I eat." I'm going to try to stop the sampling (twelve times) what I was doing for dinner, but will not be easy. I fucking great massacre.

I just now got two of my starvation diet. I have better down sixteen pounds by midnight or I'm going to punch a baby. I hate dieting.

Feed me, Seymour.


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